Al talks about how he would be a great tv kids show host, blaming ageism on the baby boomers, having a lot of fear around technology, his internet ratings, looking for the fountain of youth, the duality of joy and sadness, there should be a law to measure if someone is funny, still dabbling in the wrong foods, how easy it is to impress some people with minimal creativity, robots and Twitter and almost being deceived by a radio ad.