Al talks about the Solstice, fame, his new iPad, some neighbors, missing chairs, a great laugh, a maniacal laugh, an unnecessary laugh, revisiting Ralph’s supermarket and how he sometimes hates being called buddy.

Al talks about Fathers Day, some encounters at Whole Foods, the white bird has left the building, strange parking lot moments, see you in September, the gardeners and his aquatic therapy.

Al talks about meeting some new tenants, an update on the white pigeon, the ethnicities of other tenants, no AT&T in the Philippines, taking a survey at his go to market, cut off by a marine and asks the question why is the fish totally amazing.

Al talks about gun control, 420, conspiracies, his upcoming surgery, a no carb diet, not looking in neighbors windows, getting in his head, misunderstood advice, where is the toilet paper and asks for your good vibes.

Al talks about hearing from an old friend, a couple of selfish girls, scientists and hot women, being followed, forced to join Google + and trying to get into hot water.

Al talks about not liking wind, North Korea, Caesar Chavez Day, donating blood, a waving mascot, weird bank math, wishes he didn’t know what talapia eat and wonders if AT&T is listening.

Al talks about Easter, computer technology, rescheduling his blood donation, credit card fraud and a couple of stories from his go to supermarket.

Al talks about Passover, listening to his upstairs neighbor having sex and arguing, the atomic bomb, the pope always looks jewish, free fat testing, discontinuing items, labeling GMO’s, taking initiative at a gas station line and his longtime favorite company AT&T.

Al talks about St. Patrick’s Day, the new Pope, someone who really wants to listen to my podcast, getting some techie help, getting Korean BBQ delivered, time to donate blood again, you probably should know if you belong to a union and please put your own face on your Facebook profile.

Al talks about patent trolls, again we change the clocks, no Tagalog for this Filippina, a politically correct white lady, are the gardeners really finished, even more Facebook stuff, cheating on his go to market and possibly being too nasal.