Al talks about what it would take for him to live in cold weather again, the insanity of having to yet again change the clocks, a controversy involving olive oil, observing an old woman and some soup, too much information from a cashier, National Women”s Day, another piece of mail from AT&T, his fascination with Groupon, what the phrase old school really means and how he could never have predicted his dependence and attachment to a phone.